Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Jake?

Jake Bryan, where do we start? Jake, also known as Shady Jake, not because he hangs on street corners playing coins in Hazel Grove. It is more the fact that he wears his sunglasses or ‘shades’ all the time, even when it is dark!

Jake, full time boat driver, full time banging on about it, he has finally landed himself with a lovely lady and finally a career that hasn’t changed like the weather. This complete lad, has wanted to be a fast jet pilot, Paratrooper (nobody quite knows why), submariner, astronaut, gold miner, the man who invents names of new biscuits and for some strange reason a drag queen, but that last one might have been made up!
After going to Marple High School he went to Aquinas College and studied PE and some other things that aren’t much use to anyone. During his time with the ATC Jake was awarded best cadet and made it to the mighty rank of Corporal! As well as making his squadron and friends proud Jake was selected for the North Region Rugby Squad, Jake has been on many summer camps and has been to NATO Rhinedahlen, RAF Northolt and RAF Aldergrove in Northern Ireland.
Jake has been known exaggerate slightly, but this is the reason we love him so much, and that fact that when you poke him he squeals like a little girl.
Jake ‘Snake Hips’ Bryan is definitely the dancer of the group, followed very closely by Jamie Kenyon, when put together with half a crate of intoxicating beverage Jake has been known to Night Fever the dance floor into complete silence and with a little bit of encouragement from certain individuals will also get naked, he has definitely got a lot braver since moving to the home of economic depression which is Fleetwood.
Jake, buddy don’t ever change!

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