Who is Rick?

So who is Rick?

Rick was born on 2nd August 1991. None of us new him until he went to Hazel Grove High School which is where he met Jamie Kenyon.

Rick was the last one of us all to join the Air Training Corps but loved it so much he stayed in all the way to Cadet Warrant Officer. For those of you who do not have experience of the ATC the rank of CWO is the highest that you can achieve as a cadet. It is a great honour to achieve this rank and as soon as you do people start thinking you should have probably left and found some friends.

 Ricks interests include drinking, riding his bike and well that’s where it err... sort of stops. Rick is, at best, mildly skilled on his bike and it is not this that makes him appear to be good but his severe disregard for his own life. I personally have seen him accelerate towards a particularly large jump land fall off and get stuck in a tree, in fact I have a video of it, it is more the fact that after I had picked him out of the tree and put him back on his feet he immediately went back and did the jump again needless to say he fell off again missing the very same tree by inches. Upon getting back up he decided that the landing ground wasn't particularly good so what was most definitely needed was to move on to a much bigger and scarier looking jump.

After school Rick went to Aquinas College to study A levels in subjects he can't quite remember.

Rick has completed his initial briefing and has the date for his Army Main Board. He has aspirations of becoming a Logistics Officer. Unfortunately, for everyone else, if Rick does pass and joins the Army then the Defence budget will have to be considerably raised to account for the endless amount of things that he will break and the expense of tailor making uniform to fit his massive head. It is at this point I would like to explain that I do not mean massive head in the metaphorical sense that Rick thinks he is amazing but in the literal sense that if you do meet him his head is the size of a water melon. This massive increase in the defence budget will surely plunge the country into another recession.