Mike?

“Who is Mike?” This is just the first of a long list of questions that intelligence agencies from all over the world are asking.

Mike Geldard / El Geldardo / The Brick / Gelly... these are just some of his many alter-egos.

Mike is rumoured to have been born on the 1^st September 1989. He attended Bramhall High School, which is where he met Charlie Egan.

Mike joined the ATC when he was 13 years old where he first met Stuart. It was while as a member of the Air Cadets Mike gained the first, of what was to soon become many aliases. After school Mike attended Aquinas College (can anyone spot two common themes here?). It was at this point Mike was approached by military intelligence.

After Aquinas College Mike told us he was studying at Manchester University but the full truth is only known by himself and a few very privileged, high ranking, individuals. While ‘studying’ at Manchester, Mike also worked at Go Outdoors.

Mikes interests involve skiing, hiking and playing the strong silent type to attract women.

To this day, Mike remains adament that he still works at Go Outdoors, but this is just a cover story. Mike still frequently goes away on ‘skiing’ holidays, all that can be said about these trips is that he makes fictional characters like James Bond look like amateurs.